Enestående 2-roms leilighet i et nyoppusset townhouse i Chelsea!

Ok ok, jeg vet at mange annonser sier "enestående," men i dette tilfellet er det faktisk sant. Hvor mange leiligheter på Manhattan har synlige takbjelker? Hvor mange har sørvendte vinduer som allerede er pryset med vinduskasser? Det stemmer: du kan få dette bygget til å se ut som om det var transplantert fra Colmar, Frankrike (se det opp) hvis du bestemmer deg for å plante noen blomster i vinduskassen din. Eller du kan plante litt basilikum, så kommer jeg og lager pesto til deg.

Sa du at du har en hund? Vi elsker hunder i dette bygget! Ideelt sett vil vi ha flere hunder enn mennesker som bor her, fordi hunder er bedre enn mennesker, men vi kan nøye oss med et likt antall av hver. Katter er også kule, hvis det er din greie.

Å ja, forresten, den innvendige vaskemaskinen du har bedt om? Den har vi (bildene ble tatt før vaskemaskinen ble installert, men stol på meg - den er der).

Vi vet at du vil bo i West Village, men hva med å bo 4 kvartaler unna i en leilighet som sannsynligvis ville kostet nær det dobbelte hvis den lå der? Du kan gå de 4 kvartalene... du vet at du kan.

Jeg ville fortalt deg mer, men jeg ville heller at du kom for å se det personlig. Så gjør det!

One-of-a-kind 2-bedroom in a newly gut-renovated Chelsea townhouse!

Ok ok, I know tons of listings say "one-of-a-kind," but in this case it's actually true. How many Manhattan apartments have exposed rafters? How many have south-facing windows that are already garnished with window boxes? That's right: you can make this building look like it was transplanted from Colmar, France (look it up) if you decide to plant some flowers in your window box. Or you can plant some basil and I'll come make you pesto.

Did you say you have a dog? We love dogs in this building! Ideally, we'd like to have more dogs than people living here, because dogs are better than people, but we'll settle for an equal population of each. Cats are cool too, if that's your thing.

Oh and by the way, that in-unit laundry you've been praying for? We got it (pictures were taken before laundry was installed, but trust me - it's there).

We know you want to live in the West Village, but how about living 4 blocks away in an apartment that would probably be close to double the price if it were there? You can travel the 4 blocks...you know you can.

I'd tell you more, but I'd rather you came to see it in person. So do that!